[Friday Funny] Canada

[The Friday Funny]

Forget Rednecks, here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about Canucks:

If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, you live in Canada.

If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you live in Canada.

If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you live in Canada.

If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialled a wrong number, you live in Canada.

If 'Vacation' means going anywhere south of Detroit for the weekend, you live in Canada.

If you measure distance in hours, you live in Canada.

If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you live in Canada.

If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' in the same day and back again, you live in Canada

If you can drive 90 km/hr through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you live in Canada.

If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, you live in Canada.

If you carry jump leads in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you live in Canada.

If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit,  you live in Canada.

If the speed limit on the highway is 80 kph, you're going 90 and everybody is passing you, you live in Canada.

If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you live in Canada.

If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction, you live in Canada.

If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you live in Canada.

If you find 2 degrees 'a little chilly', you live in Canada.

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Peter SJF Bance
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