[Friday Funny] Kids

[The Friday Funny]

TEACHER:  Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA:  Here it is..
TEACHER: Correct.  Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS:  Maria did!
 
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables..
 
TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: 'K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN:  Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
 
TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD:   H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER:   What are you talking about?
DONALD:   Yesterday you said it's H to O.
 
TEACHER:   Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE:  Me!
 
TEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN:  Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
 
TEACHER:  Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER:   No, Millie...  Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE:   All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'    

TEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS:   Because George still had the axe in his hand.  
 
TEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON:  No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
 
TEACHER:  Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE :  No, sir.  It's the same dog.
 
TEACHER:   Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD:  A teacher

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Peter SJF Bance
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