[Friday Funny] New Laws (from Murphy)

[The Friday Funny]

Murphy's Lesser Known Laws

1.  Light travels faster than sound.  This is why some people appear 
bright until you hear   them speak.

2.  Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

3.  Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

4.  Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

5.  The 50-50-90 rule: Any time you have a 50-50 chance of getting 
something right, there's a 90% likelihood you'll get it wrong.

6.  If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be 
stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, at 
night, in the fog.

7.  The things that come to those who wait will be the scraggly junk left 
by those who got there first.

8.  The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

9.  A fine is a tax for doing wrong.  A tax is a fine for doing well.

10. When you go into court, you put yourself in the hands of 12 people who 
weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.