[Friday Funny] Delia's Way

[The Friday Funny]

Delia's Way 
Put a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a cone to prevent ice-cream drips.
The Real Woman's Way 
Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete's sake.  You are probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating it anyway. 

Delia's Way 
To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes. 
The Real Woman's Way 
Buy Smash and keep it in the cupboard for up to a year.  

Delia's Way
When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking tin, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the outside of the cake. 
The Real Woman's Way 
Tesco's sell cakes.  They even do decorated versions. 

Delia's Way 
If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it's still cooking, drop in a potato slice. 
The Real Woman's Way 
If you over-salt a dish while you are cooking, that's just tough.  Please recite with me the Real Woman's motto: 'I made it and you will eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes.' 

Delia's Way 
Wrap celery in aluminium foil when putting in the refrigerator and it will keep for weeks. 
The Real Woman's Way 
It could keep forever... who eats it? 

Delia's Way
Cure for headaches: take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead.  The throbbing will go away. 
The Real Woman's Way
Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and drop it in 8 ounces of vodka.  Drink the vodka... you might still have the headache, but you won't give a damn!
Why waste it?  Rub the lime on your forehead afterwards, it may soak straight in?  Unless you have another 8oz of that vodka left, of course?...

Delia's Way
If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dishwashing gloves.  They give a non-slip grip that makes opening jars easy. 
The Real Woman's Way 
Why do I have a man? 

Finally the most important tip... 

Delia's Way 
Freeze leftover wine into ice cubes for future use in casseroles. 
The Real Woman's Way 
Leftover wine?????????

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Peter SJF Bance
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